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太医令(从七品下)
 
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- 2006-3-11
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* W/ @' f6 x9 K% ^1. Money is not everything. There\'s MasterCard & Visa.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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2. One should love animals. They are so tasty. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]7 l$ ^, C0 M1 n W, g% O: o
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9 H1 v# `2 b* t5 S5 s% ^) t3. Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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4. Love the neighbor. But don\'t get caught. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]- N, L# d; H, G+ T
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( h/ o; ]& l" M5 Q( @, ]( R5. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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! o0 o/ y6 B9 @+ rAnd behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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6. Every man should marry. After all, [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
- e) d6 Y; S1 G0 hHappiness is not the only thing in life. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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7. The wise never marry, [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
' S) @- C4 Y7 `9 L d# q, ZAnd when they marry they become otherwise. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]! f+ |' K0 X- \7 y) N& r h
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5 w2 ~- v. {5 _, ^8 X8. Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]% d5 i- [6 E7 m* _% ]# S, j" W
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) A: ~+ i4 N, H1 ?8 \. m" L9. Never put off the work till tomorrow [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT], N% R4 S9 B( N* o& T5 h
What you can put off today. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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1 S, N( D1 d+ k/ x& [10. Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]. |; ]/ r. K2 g6 l* t
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11. Children in backseats cause accidents. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
7 E4 E$ i7 U; g9 R% AAccidents in backseats cause children. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]1 r' Z T# J8 D0 p+ j
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6 L8 r0 c8 k3 Y7 U12.\"Your future depends on your dreams.\" So go to sleep. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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13. There should be a better way to start a day [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]" d* \0 O/ M* j3 l6 |' p. t
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6 W1 F# {5 h( F3 B ?14.\"Hard work never killed anybody.\" But why take the risk? [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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0 l$ ?1 m8 R( L( ~: Z$ Y2 t8 s' ^15.\"Work fascinates me.\" I can look at it for hours! [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]" @- _! x/ r+ J; q' e! y
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0 D0 J. d. B" S5 S16.God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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8 k, j0 W, d; m8 Q17. When two\'s company, three\'s the result! [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT], w/ F. `- V' |8 |* q+ H: Z( P M! S3 Y
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18. A dress is like a barbed fence. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
9 s1 c/ m2 M2 W+ x6 O- E5 sIt protects the premises without restricting the view.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]+ D. D" H k% s4 f, h4 E: ^8 ]
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19. The more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, and the more you forget. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]6 @6 D" z) |& R9 e
The more you forget, the less you know. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]So why bother to learn.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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% a/ b! I2 ^2 \2 @' y& f; n20. Love me, feed me, and never leave me.
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