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0 v, |) I9 }% S! k3 I   The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled . His father knew it, but his grandma doted on him. He hardly left her side. And when he wanted anything, he either cried or threw a temper tantrum. Then came his first day of school, his first day away from his grandmother\'s loving arms. # Y( \  Y, A1 a4 i2 W9 G2 U

9 w$ k; N+ a- J1 k1 x  M  When he came home from school his grandma met him at the door.
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  f' q, v. n7 T, [) X: K+ T  \"Cry?\" John asked. \"No, I didn\'t cry, but the teacher did!\"

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