加拿大伦敦华人网™

 找回密码
 注册
查看: 954|回复: 0

开心一笑

[复制链接]

227

主题

687

帖子

4

精华

高级会员

太医令(从七品下)

Rank: 5Rank: 5

积分
735
威望
97 点
资产
82715 金币
注册时间
2006-3-11
发表于 2006-4-14 04:05 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
;) [/COLOR]4 m( s8 T# m6 k% e2 K8 }
1,[/COLOR]# i3 w' z$ g; k3 B
[/COLOR] 0 Y8 m3 ?' E( Z& o7 S
The teacher is asking an arithmetic question: \"Jack, if you found three dollars in your right pocket and two dollars in your left pocket, what would you have?\" [/COLOR]
0 N2 e/ x7 c1 P7 i. i0 A# _[/COLOR] * _" O; `: J5 |0 Z* {7 T. J& e
\"I must have somebody else\'s pants on.\"[/COLOR]% _3 L0 A6 J  U8 b" `6 Y* f
[/COLOR]
0 b7 h3 Q+ V) W% \6 X0 |# B" E, M: H& f[/COLOR] : `0 F/ E, O% ^
2,[/COLOR]
) q+ M! F7 n3 d, m* d3 D; j1 a( v# [6 _( P) u3 g) w

% A, U+ ?- e+ X, `& b  f   The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled . His father knew it, but his grandma doted on him. He hardly left her side. And when he wanted anything, he either cried or threw a temper tantrum. Then came his first day of school, his first day away from his grandmother\'s loving arms.
: r1 W6 T, G) i% K; K2 S
& w. j: Y: _" `; X0 F; r9 D/ X  When he came home from school his grandma met him at the door. & z9 l+ T0 \4 ~, y' L$ k, L- o

7 |: l; Z0 G: N  \"Was school all right?\" she asked, \"Did you get along all right? did you cry?\"
# H) W9 f0 O& a6 n7 c  v& ]' ^1 D2 f, e" @1 N
  \"Cry?\" John asked. \"No, I didn\'t cry, but the teacher did!\"
! W8 C$ A' P8 j: W- U
[/COLOR]; E& u, U' z' ?
  [/COLOR]
加拿大伦敦中文黄页
您需要登录后才可以回帖 登录 | 注册

本版积分规则

广告合作(Contact Us)|关于我们|小黑屋|手机版|Archiver|加拿大伦敦华人网

GMT-5, 2025-2-23 12:02

Powered by Discuz! X3.4 Licensed

© 2001-2013 Comsenz Inc.

快速回复 返回顶部 返回列表