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太医令(从七品下)
 
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- 注册时间
- 2006-3-11
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( W$ q# y! j$ b* c& a: x$ Q1. Money is not everything. There\'s MasterCard & Visa.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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% Z Z' H5 e4 Q# w8 H3 C' ]2. One should love animals. They are so tasty. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]1 |( Q* u, x' H; @4 q
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) R1 R( G0 y4 b" i( k: B3. Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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4. Love the neighbor. But don\'t get caught. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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7 I6 X- f# j) G9 { g' f* ~8 m" V5. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]* A, y w1 e* H- L/ g) f/ Z. Q1 A
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6. Every man should marry. After all, [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
# N: G4 }- k% P( Y, Z6 \Happiness is not the only thing in life. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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7. The wise never marry, [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
7 {8 q/ r& Y5 }' o7 R' [2 BAnd when they marry they become otherwise. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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8. Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]/ P! b$ L3 z- Y7 U' ]
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9. Never put off the work till tomorrow [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]; q6 ~- @- C" r1 `
What you can put off today. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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" a7 E; |/ r& _0 G10. Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]8 `/ W2 c6 z: |6 X& N5 G: ]. L
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11. Children in backseats cause accidents. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
3 p: v+ y( g7 K& h4 G JAccidents in backseats cause children. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]" {! e& _0 ~. c7 t$ D4 r. A. ^4 ~
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12.\"Your future depends on your dreams.\" So go to sleep. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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) O/ g7 j$ l# x13. There should be a better way to start a day [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]! B6 Y7 E5 U. N) J& D4 G; k$ [
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& y+ C- g% L9 M- w* E" k, X14.\"Hard work never killed anybody.\" But why take the risk? [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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- n+ U0 z) ?" m; O* S: g/ I15.\"Work fascinates me.\" I can look at it for hours! [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]0 O/ g8 q+ N6 Z5 a" l
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16.God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]- e. s) l/ Q9 g% r+ u) L) y
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17. When two\'s company, three\'s the result! [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]# W' s% J: C. k0 Y: }) t b
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$ L4 F7 h4 p" X9 j- r18. A dress is like a barbed fence. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]$ S( Y ?6 v4 g
It protects the premises without restricting the view.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]2 D% s- _1 o# p1 J! `
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% @9 l: @2 n; Q7 i/ d6 x19. The more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, and the more you forget. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]" v5 W, l% z4 v( R4 s
The more you forget, the less you know. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]So why bother to learn.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]! t8 u2 z" C. U8 C( S' @
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