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The teacher is asking an arithmetic question: \"Jack, if you found three dollars in your right pocket and two dollars in your left pocket, what would you have?\" [/COLOR]
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* Q( [/ ~) \4 k1 O# N/ F" m   The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled . His father knew it, but his grandma doted on him. He hardly left her side. And when he wanted anything, he either cried or threw a temper tantrum. Then came his first day of school, his first day away from his grandmother\'s loving arms.
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  \"Was school all right?\" she asked, \"Did you get along all right? did you cry?\" 4 Q5 ]8 v2 o( h
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  \"Cry?\" John asked. \"No, I didn\'t cry, but the teacher did!\"

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